fullmetalfisting: one time in high school i didnt read the assigned book and i was like fuck it imma write this essay anyway and i had no idea what the book was even about or who the characters were so i just spewed out some shit about archetypes and the teacher came up to me after class and told me i was the only student who truly understood the book
b0oobs: letstalkaboutdisney: b0oobs: letstalkaboutdisney: when he was a young warthog WHEN I WAS A YOUNG WARTHOOOOOOOOOOOOG very nice thanks
tequila-and-boys: j-moriarty: llane: Nowhere in the 10 commandments does it say “Do Not Rape” yet the 5th Satanic Rule Of The Earth is “Do not make sexual advances unless given the mating signal.” Go ahead and just let that sink in. satan: 1 god: 0 this week on i didn’t know i was a satanist
e-zekiel: okay so today I was at the mall and this girl walking in front of me and tripped and fell and instead of helping her up like a normal person would- I decided to make her feel less embarrassed and fall down too but I guess another guy had the same idea because we fell at the same time and then another person fell and another and suddenly I was lying in the middle of an impromptu...
greatwhiteprivilege: i love drawing hearts i wish i had one
bidenette: it was the besta bynes it was the worsta bynes
So my new camera lens came in the mail!
:D Yay! I might post some practice pictures that I took today on it in a moment. I really want to try out landscapes on it, but I really don’t have an ideal location or opportunity to do so yet so gah
Do you ever hear a song and think "oh yeah that's...
hell-is-my-paradise: yourealoserlol: skittlejoy: its like boys are the oscars and im leonardo dicaprio yeah, you deserve them. that’s the most inspiring thing i have ever seen
Anonymous asked: Your face is really pretty!!!
my mom keeps getting mad at me complaining about things and it’s like I’m not trying to get her to side with me i just want to say things out loud yet like she’s taking everything to the level of personal offense and I just
I forgot how much sunburns hurt ah
lameborghini: how are good lookin dudes always friends with other good lookin dudes is there some sort of secret hot boy gang or something
majortvjunkie: taking selfies of your face with the flash on is the #1 way to destroy confidence
greekgogurt: do you ever look at someone you used to be good friends with and cringe
ham-and-pineapple: pizza: mozzarella-cheese: Fun fact: Me and the Tumblr user Pizza used to date. We were always together and such. I hate to say it now but I was always on top. Oh hey babe! Haven’t talked to you in ages xx ahh shit well this is awkward
vixichi: laperspective: I loved The Great Gatsby before it was trendy…
anndddddd guess who got a sunburn that’s right this girl