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http://dialoguemonologues.tumblr.com/post/92702318963/romeyooo-adorkablenerdvana-sometimes-i-think

romeyooo:

adorkablenerdvana:

sometimes i think that i am not so stereotypical of an american

and then i remember that i consider the coke freestyle machine one of the greatest modern inventions

i mean look at this thing

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it’s beautiful

over 100 choices, computerized mixing,…

at a horror movie
  • bf: are you scared?
  • me: in this economy who wouldn't be

lol just lost two followers oops


peterdarling:

Disney Ladies + Sparkles *:・゚✧

laptopped:

"you’re all posers" i say to the models. they are very good at their job

(Source: lolerzz)

mondegreener:

i wish i could be fun and flirty but i’m gross so nvm

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

(Source: pokec0re)

(Source: norse-nature-spirit)

23,790 plays Ain't It Fun (Studio Acapella) Paramore Paramore

paramoreaddict:

Ain’t It Fun (Studio Acapella) - Paramore

hestheoriginal:

"Which is annoying."

Yesterday, a teacher at my daughter’s preschool told me that she saw two boys and a girl spinning the knobs of a play oven. Boy #1 says: “I’m a pilot! I’m flying a plane.’ Boy #2 says: “Me too!” The girl is quiet, so the teacher says to her: “What about you, are you a pilot?” The 3 year old girl replies: “I can’t be a pilot. I’m a pilot’s wife.”

So what do you think has happened in this little girl’s short life to make her believe it’s more likely that she would be a pilot’s wife than a pilot?