being vegan is so emotionally draining like i can’t even look at someone drinking a milkshake without wanting to cry this is ridiculous if your ‘food’ makes me emotionally distressed that might be a sign that it’s not good
dude get over yourself
this is fucking hilarious
A lot covered in one book….
where have you been, jack douglas
what kind of things have you seen
I want to be spoiled but I also feel extremely guilty when people use money on me
accidentally typing “abe” instead of “bae”
Girl: Come over
Me: Im an AP student, and I take many AP classes
Girl: My parents arent home
Me: AP stands for advanced placement. These are college level courses that you can take in high school. Typically they are more demanding than regular classes and thus you are often given a higher workload. However, the benefits are far reaching. Consider taking some AP courses during high school for a chance to earn college credit
there is nothing rarer and more beautiful than liking every song on an album
i want a friend with benefits (dental and medical insurance, 401k retirement plan, etc.)
how do you guys get the boards to stick to your feet when you jump?
look at these pics of seb finishing his sentence, looking up at me for approval, and giggling like a fucking nerd after i smiled and laughed